Summer Altice [Crazy Uncle George's A to Z of Hotties]

Summer Altice

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Occupation: Actress (film), Former Playmate
Fame Level: Big name as a Playmate, complete unknown regarding acting
Clothing Level: Usually naked, otherwise nearly so

Filmography Worth Mentioning

	"ChromiumBlue.Com", Character: Maria Seen It? No, Clothing Level: I assume shitloads of nudity Comments: I suppose you'd consider this softcore porn, as it's one of those trashy late-night Showtime series. It gets counted as a TV series and a movie, the movie being the pilot from the show as far as I know.The premise is that the main character has to take women out on her fiancee's yacht and help them to live their sexual fantasies, which she'll report to him as he's recovering from some accident and can't have sex himself. Summer is the main character's best friend.
	Grind, Character: Winona Seen It? No Comments: This is some skateboarding movie that I have no intention of seeing, despite Summer being in it, so I have no idea what her character means to the movie.
	The Scorpion King, Character: Kai Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Slight Yes, Looks Hot for Her? No, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: This is a spinoff to action movie The Mummy Returns. The Rock was one of two villains in that, but it's earlier in time and now he's the hero. He fights against a powerful king and gets help from rebel Michael Clarke Duncan and his subordinates, who include Summer. This is a really small part, and whether the character even has a name is somewhat sketchy as I only see it in interviews with Summer, not more official things.
	Wedding Crashers, Character: No name Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Yes, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: The premise is that Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn crash weddings to have sex with bridesmaids, and Vince Vaughn was taught the system by Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell only comes in toward the very end. Owen Wilson is very skeptical about Will Ferrell throughout and finally goes to meet him to see if he's the legend Vince Vaughn describes. All signs show he's actually a complete loser until Summer walks in, to go home after the previous night's sex. She's instrumental for characterizing Will Ferrell, but contrary to what Maxim and Stuff say, she is not his girlfriend. They've had sex on multiple nights, but only met a week or less ago. He's nailing other girls left and right, and she's only got a minute of screentime and one or two lines.

Other Comments I'm not even remotely up to date on Summer's romantic life. The last I knew about was when she had a friends with benefits situation with egotistical British singer Craig David, but that's no more.

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