Crazy Uncle George's Blog
Note: This page will keep getting updated, but even the most recent entry is often in the archive, so if you want to link to something from a specific day, use the entry you find there.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
The French Maid Revolution
So, it seems that the people are bent on that change thing that Obama was talking about, although maybe not the same way. But they've been taking to the streets in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, and... um, whatever place has to do with the hottie page -- so I guess America. It seems like I'm always falling behind on adding pictures, and the people want more. They want more girls in bras and panties. They want more girls in Catholic schoolgirl outfits. And they want more girls in French maid outfits.
Well, ask and ye shall receive -- as long as ye ask for something I was going to do anyway. I added more pictures to the page, and added galleries for the Fox Business Channel's Rebecca Diamond and the CW's Sophia Bush. I should mention that I hadn't detailed all the updates from last year earlier. I'd kept along the sports babe thing since the last post, adding pages for javelin thrower Rachel Yurkovich, tennis player Ana Ivanovic, and pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Scandal!
I was looking into this Brett F. character a couple months ago, and now I guess he's been having a little trouble. He got hit in the junk with a football during practice, he's being investigated for possibly sending pictures of that junk to Jenn Sterger, and he's been hurting from this elbow tendo... tendin... some elbow problem.
I guess there been some scandals going down lately, because that's supposed to have happened when Brett F. played for the Jets, and the Jets were just in the news for some locker room incident. Man, what is it with the Jets and naked men? Well, I was inspired by this whole sports scandal thing, especially since I just put up Elin Nordegren after she got divorced as part of Tiger Woods's adultery scandal. So I decided to add some sports scandal pages, and I added one for Jenn Sterger, and added some pictures to it later. I also added one for Ines Sainz from the Jets' locker room scandal, and Rachel Uchitel, one of Tiger Woods's mistresses.
Eventually, I just run out of sports scandals, but I won't run out of sports-related hotties anytime soon. I added a gallery for WNBA star Diana Taurasi, and will keep going like that over the next couple weeks. Not everything I've added since last time is about sports, though. I added a page for Disney Channel star Ariana Grande, and added pictures to my Naomi Watts, Maggie Grace, Avril Lavigne, and JoJo pages. I got a bunch of paparazzi shots up for Avril and some scans (yes, I occasionally do work) from her latest Maxim appearance, but I might add more paparazzi shots later that I have hanging around.
I'm not adding those photos tonight, though. I'll be busy gloating about the Rangers being one game away from the World Series. They just have to beat this team called the Yankees or something. I told the guys I could pitch for them, but I guess they already have some guys they like.
Sunday, October 11, 2010
Don't Mess with the Texas Rangers
I used up a part of my weekend to go watch the Rangers play in the playoffs of the American pastime. I guess they call baseball that because now it's past the time when baseball's super popular. Now I guess people watch that Super Bowl thing instead. I'm not hurting for money from it, but I guess that guy we sold it to is. Either way, they're all the way into the playoffs and a game away from figuring out whether they're going to the ALCS. By figuring out whether they're going, I mean watching them go, because you don't mess with Texas. You hear me, Tampa?
I guess you guys must think I made my fortune in Internet celebrity sites, but actually it was with baseball as part-owner of the Rangers. I'd also been the managing general partner from 1989 to 1994, when I left to become governor. I guess I should use some of that management here on the hotties page. I haven't told you what's been going on in a while. Since last time, I've got new galleries for Sandrine Quetier, JoJo, Inna, and Amber Lancaster. Those Inna and Amber pages are big, too, since they give me all sorts of drool-worthy stuff. Inna's got to show these American singer girls how to make with the skin. Well, except for Jennifer Hudson... Inna can skip her.
I've also got new pictures in the Carrie Underwood, Patricia Velasquez, Kate Beckinsale, and Cassie galleries also. Cassie's got some weird, new haircut with the sides shaved off, but most of the new pictures are from before that. Her body's still pretty amazing, too, so you can just look at the bottom of the picture. I'll get some other galleries up to date soon, plus some new galleries, and I'm guessing you'll be able to look at the whole picture for those.