Crazy Uncle George's Blog
Note: This page will keep getting updated, but even the most recent entry is often in the archive, so if you want to link to something from a specific day, use the entry you find there.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
New Ears Day
So I've been pretty tired of everyone making fun of my big ears, like these stupid cartoonists. It's always "You've got big, stupid ears" and "Look at those crazy ears" and "You ruined took out a mountain of debt and ruined the economy" and I've had enough. It's time for some cosmetic surgery, which will help just the same in not being recognized by all the people who might be trying to assassinate me for that whole thing with the debt, currency, economy, Constitutional rights, and so on.
In fact, you might just see me showing up on this page and not know it's even me. Wait, hold on. It's just ears, not a sex change. Well, that's probably good, because I've added pictures to the galleries for... you know, hot women, instead of Georgina W. Bush. I've got a big update to Christine Lakin's page, or pages now. She's all the way up at 99 (coincidence). I'd added the pictures but forgotten the actual page at first, but it's up now. I've also added some pictures to Laura Vandervoort's page, so I'll make some noise about that just as soon as I figure out how to pronounce her name. There's also a smaller update to Kristen Wiig's gallery, although I guess it's not that small considering her whole gallery's small enough not to need a full page. That's just her and all that pesky clothing she wears, though.
So I'll check back in later and show you some shots of the new George with my hot new ears, as soon as that's done. Wish me luck, America. Oh wait, you don't like me. Um, well, just try not to hit me with your cars on my way there, anyway.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Mary Christmas
So I was trying to figure out who should be in my newest gallery, so I asked for some suggestions for the first time in a long time.
The last time I asked about this was with Pat, a.k.a. Thrillhouse, back in the day before he/she got the boot for embezzling the page's revenue, and those suggestions were... well, not good. But I figured that I could ask other people, so I set up chair outside and sat with a sign asking for suggestions for the next girl on the webpage, and almost everybody gave me the same suggestion while walking by. There were a lot of people asking for this chick, from Butcher Bob to Joe the Plumber to Little Orphan Timmy. They wanted a gallery for Mary Christmas.
There sure were a lot of people walking by for a Thursday. It must be some sort of holiday today, because otherwise a lot of these people would be at work. I thought I remembered preparing for some sort of holiday yesterday, but now I can't remember what it was. Either way, this girl's name kinda rung a bell, but I didn't know who she was, so I had to look her up on some search engines. I did that, and some stuff popped up, but I didn't really think this girl was all that hot. I mean, she was okay, but I couldn't really picture chaining Mary Christmas to the bed and smacking her ass. Actually, I really couldn't because everybody kept making a big deal about how she was a virgin, which made me groan. It was gonna be like that Britney thing all over again.
Well, last night I added a new gallery for Sara Jean Underwood and today I added a bunch of pictures to Summer Altice's gallery, but I just couldn't get anything decent of this Mary Christmas girl. Well, I couldn't get anything indecent of her, anyway. Mary Christmas has to start showing up in some skinmags, because all I can find seems to have her in this stupid hoodie, and I'm wondering if she thinks she's Pete Wentz or something. You know the page, too. The girls have got to show some skin to get in, so I just didn't have anything to work with. So, I'm sorry, Little Orphan Timmy, but there will be no Mary Christmas this year.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Let It Show, Let It Show
So another Christmas is almost upon us, and this year, I'm asking Santa for the location of those WMDs.
I gave the letter to Mom, and she said that she's going to send it to the North Pole so Santa gets it. I think I'm going to need some really good cookies and milk to get Santa to deliver that. I'd been thinking of going Oberweis for the milk, but Oberweis isn't good at producing results for us Republicans. I went to three different bakeries and got a different type of cookies at each, so he'd better well like this. I asked Jenna and Barbara if they wanted me to pass their letters along, too, and they just laughed at me. I'm not sure why. I guess the kids these days E-mail Santa.
I've been looking to have separate holiday galleries for some time now, so I started a makeshift solution to start it off, which is actually typing out the work in old-fashioned HTML. This is for Jennifer Ellison, whose gallery is way behind, so this is the first of several updates coming. Sometimes with these girls, if they have too many good pictures, they basically never get updated because I can't get through all the organization. With these partial updates, though, hopefully I can tackle some of them. I'm still evening out the letters for new galleries, but hopefully that'll be sort of done soon so I can put up some of the girls I've been waiting on for some time.