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Thursday, May 4, 2006
Cleaning House
I completely forgot to mention last time that I put up the Rankings page way back a week ago today, an extended version of the Top 40 page I had on the old domain.
This has every girl who appeared on the old domain, except for Denise Richards and Claire Forlani, who appeared for such a short time that their data would be misrepresentative even after trending for time. Now if you're familiar with the old page, you'll know that as regards these rankings, I'm not the decider. You're the decider. It's simply a reporting of server data, turned into a statistic that is the best representative I can come up with to turn the resources at hand into an accurate representation of download popularity.
Anyway, hopefully you noticed that there's a new girl up, Rachel Nichols. Since the last entry, I've also added enough Kelly Packard and Denise Richards pictures that each of them now has her own page. Also, there are new pictures for Jodi Lyn O'Keefe and Renee Zellweger. I've got a lot more coming, too. It's really just a matter of how quickly I can fix up all these pictures, but expect a lot more updates than new people.
But I digress. I'm sort of getting slowed down lately because I've had to take some time to sort through all the stuff on my computer. I have this CD I found maybe a month or two ago that's almost exactly four years old as far as I can tell, and it has all these pictures. The thing about finding something like this is that I have to go back and look through these things, because there's a good chance I might have something that isn't out there anymore. I'm especially interested in finding some old Jessica Alba pictures from the days when she just had a cult following (years before "Dark Angel") that nobody has anymore, or these Courteney Cox pictures from the Tatler (that's a British magazine). The chances I have the Jessica pics are over 50%, but Courteney pics are under 50%. What's weird is I'm finding tons of files I have now, and every year or so I lose all my files to reformatting or switching computers or whatever, but it's seeming to indicate that I download the same shots over and over without realizing it. Odd...
But I must have been smoking crack or something 4 years ago, because my CD doesn't make any sense. I'm obsessive with naming my files now, so they've even got shit in the filename now like what their fame is from, unless they're someone like Sarah Michelle Gellar who I'll never forget that for. But these old files make no sense because as far as I can tell, I was trying to make the CDs discreet, so the groupings of girls have these nonsense words I don't understand. (These would identify the source of where I stumbled across the girl, and I'd understand it then but certainly not now.) But that's not all, as for some reason, most of the files don't even have the girls' last names. Okay, so this is going to be a giant headache, as I'll have some dirt common name like Jennifer
and have to track her down based on the fact that she was anywhere from a medium-small name celebrity to a big one four years ago not even necessarily in the U.S. and I know what she looks like.
To make things worse, they're mixed in with these photos of girls who aren't famous at all. As far as I can tell, I went through a phase where I wanted to find girls who were hot enough to make it big based on their looks alone back when they were complete nobodies (i.e. I knew they had celebrity ambitions but they hadn't even done any professional photo shoots for anything bigger than a one-location store or hadn't been in a non-indie movie even as some character who has no dialogue or name). I'm tracking all of these girls down and finding that most have actually become small to medium-name celebrities, most often ending up in nude modeling. Honestly, I'm a bit obsessed with finding out who one of them is, the one in the photo to the right. I'm not sure if you can tell from that small version of the photo, but her body's so ridiculously hot that my penis is hard enough to cut diamond. So I'll put something up regarding her, and hopefully one of you can help me to figure this one out...