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Saturday, June 24, 2006
Adding to the Family
Well, we've got another site in the network that is Crazy Uncle George's and friends. My friend Zoltar, Eater of Souls created his own page, RepublicanJoke.Com,
a page of jokes for good old Republicans like me. But I don't quite get it. They almost seem like jokes at Republicans' expense. Weird... Who could make fun of Republicans? Well, anyway, I've had to take a break from the site, but I did update Vitamin C and Denise Richards.
Sorry about the delay, but as you know, it's been a busy time for my administration. First of all, I have to get everyone to call people because we're giving out our Republican Leadership Awards. The criteria for receiving one is that you have to be smarter than me, so we're calling up every household in America. Then after you accept, of course, we ask you for $300 and tell you we're printing your name in an ad saying you support my tax cut, of course. You know, typical award stuff... I see plenty of my fellow Republicans are already displaying their pride across the Web about receiving these prestigious awards from their Republican congressmen.
On another note, we've finally made some progress in our efforts to turn everyone into terrorists. As you know, I can't actually find any terrorists, but I can't sit still, so we'll just take it the other direction and make terrorists instead. So we're putting FBI agents all over the place and trying to get people to convert to al Qaeda. We just got a bunch of hardcore Christians to pledge allegiance to al Qaeda. I was like, "Man, we Republicans are the kings of creating terrorists." But unfortunately, we had to arrest them, because they weren't going to disband before doing anything illegal, and according to Republican law, you can't form a group legally without committing a terrorist act. We also charged them because none of them were white. So anyway, tough times, but I think I can get back to the site. Expect some new people as the existing text is finally complete, but I'll mainly be trying to transition into having more full pages.