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Saturday, July 18, 2006
Who Invented the Internet Now?
So one thing I forgot to mention before is that I update the Rankings a lot more often now than I used to. Also, I switched it up so the New Domain Only rankings have precedence over the Combined Domain rankings as we have enough data now that the old domain data just seems outdated.
And while Rachael Ray was always way out in front in the old ones, Jessica Alba jumped out in front in the new ones but was replaced by Avril Lavigne less because she's actually more popular than because we have links from other places leading here because scantily-clad pictures are harder to find for her. But what's weird is that out of nowhere, in only a few days, Lindsay Lohan jumped from 26th to 1st in the New Domain Only rankings which seems a little suspicious to me but those things will always be susceptible to hotlinking. You might also note that the Making the Rankings section now has a traffic graph that I try to keep current. The same graph is shown to the right (same file, so it'll be updated in this blog, too, with time) just at half-size. The weeks go from Tuesday to Monday, and if the last week isn't complete yet, it's trended using previous data about how the days of the week usually relate to each other.
I also updated Amanda Beard's section with a whole ton of new pictures, so now she has a full page, but I haven't written the full text yet. I blame it on the liberal media... and um, immigrants. Damn them for not being descendants of illegitimate sons of English kings! Anyway, that's not as important as my latest project. Al Gore, I have found a way to beat you with my new film, A Much More Convenient Truth. In it I discuss how global warming is good and everybody should go out, find some coal, and burn it. And all loyal Republican men should go out and buy Hummers to make up for their tiny penises. Like the commercial says, "Restore Your Manhood." So you can take that coal you've been using to stuff your underwear... and burn it so it produces greenhouse gases for the atmosphere. Everybody knows that melting the polar ice caps will just get rid of those racial and religious minorities living on the coasts, leaving the good old red states for us. And then we can grow corn and have sex with it, since we Republicans certainly can't have sex with women. That'd be a sin. Like, um, not going to see my movie. Remember, the Supreme Court has already declared it the winner at the box office by a 5-4 vote, so it's got to be good.