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Thursday, July 27, 2006
Cleaning Up
So I decided a while back to intentionally warm the earth through massive releases of carbon dioxide and my geothermal devices tucked where nobody will ever find them (let's just say the places rhyme with Fontana and Dryoming), financed at the taxpayers' expense of course.
The idea, naturally, was to cause a ridiculous amount of demand for fossil fuels to power air conditioners in people's cars and houses, but at the time I hadn't realized that my office is in the middle of that stupid, boggy Potomac swamp and the ranch I escape to is in Texas so that's no better. We started having all-naked days for the government here in Washington but it became very apparent soon that Republican administrations and Congresses are staffed almost exclusively by disgusting, old men so we put a stop to that quickly. In the meantime, I moved the capital to America's heartland... Fairbanks, Alaska.
Hilary's got the right idea, though. Note the one L, referring to two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank, not unelectable presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. I've added her hot little butt to the page. I've also added lots of new pictures for Eva Mendes, Lindsay Lohan, and Amy Cobb. I've mainly been going through the text, though. There's a lot to fix up, including some really embarrassing mistakes. I often copy pages from one girl to the next and then change the info, but sometimes forget to change one thing and end up looking like an idiot. I have a lot of work left to do, though. The girls I have up aren't necessarily my favorites, although most of my absolute favorites are up. I plan on adding a lot more girls, but there's so much fixing up the current content to do and dealing with getting links to the page. I should have a links page up here as well soon, basically just to provide reciprocal links. If you run a site, especially if it's a one-celebrity site, you should contact me as this community approach really helps to counteract the Google bombing of more capital-intensive celebrity sites that don't really give people what they want.