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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
The Season for Giving Head
This blog was actually meant for yesterday, but I just barely ran out of time before I got on Air Force One.
So some hijackers got on board and demanded that I release Saddam Hussein, but I was like "Get off my plane!" and killed them all and so on. Okay, so that terrorist thing never happened, but I was jetsetting today and that's why I couldn't put this up until today. But yesterday I threw up new shots for Jenna Jameson as it was pretty sparse before. It's not easy finding non-nude shots of her, so I have no idea why Thrillhouse wanted her on the page. I didn't finish with her page until just now, though.
So you wouldn't believe the great stuff I got for Christmas. I got all this black stuff that works really well in my fireplace! Boy, Santa must really like me, so I think I'll keep destroying the economy, constitutional liberties, and foreign relations to get more of this crazy fuel in the future. I keep getting this resistance, though. This mother and her mother told me there's no need to escalate, but of course only love can conquer hate, hate being people who aren't Christians and love being the type of tough love that only a bayonet to the small intestine can deliver. Come to think of it, I think I just delivered some love to those wheelchair kids who were going off about this ramp I took from their school. But I needed that ramp to add to my halfpipe. I'm right on the verge on mastering the 720... you know, after I master the 180. But of course, the Dubya never does a 180 because that would mean I'm a pussy. Oh, crap, I'm not wearing my flight jacket or my "Seriously, I have no gender insecurity" shirt! Well, I'd better go, so Happy Boxing Day to all...