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Monday, January 1, 2007
Happy Nude Year
I'm not sure how many of you know about the old White House tradition of streaking the White House lawn, but we did it again around 11:15 last night. I got some friends to join along, and Condi was all for it, too, as usual, but Dick was all self-conscious about his tiny penis. But that's just Dick,
of course, which is why he compensates with the name instead of going as Rick or Rich or something. Thrillhouse was also a little self-conscious and didn't want to come along but we had reports of him streaking the boys' Catholic school so I'm not sure what's going on there. Zoltar pissed all over Kentucky's Christmas tree since we didn't take the little trees down quite yet. I think they're due for tomorrow or something. I think he's got some issues over some fried chicken thing or whatever, but he was pretty drunk so it's hard to tell.
In the meantime, I had some exciting news in that Crazy Uncle George's was the Celebrity Site of the Day for December 27th. Apparently they automatically consider every site which is added as a link so the site got it as a bit of a surprise to me. I was just trying to get more exposure, although not the same type as I got last night. However, I had to turn down the honor due to the depiction of Native Americans in Internet celebrity pages. I then couldn't find any reference to Native Americans after searching 100 celebrity pages and decided I might as well accept the honor then. This is the start of a whole new era, though, in which I'm going to win the Nobel Prize for Internet at the next ceremony. There is a Nobel Prize for Internet, right? I hope they're not just wasting their time with physics, literature, and whatnot.
I also added a new gallery to the page for singer Cassie. Yes, that is a full page, and a pretty big one at that. I'm actually going to add to it pretty soon, as I forgot one set of pictures, but they aren't all ready to go yet. Also, some government people were expecting me to do some work, which is just ridiculous. They act like this is the most important job in the whole government or something, so I told them that if it were I'd be making a lot of money. I mean, seriously, $400,000? That's like a day's interest on the money I lost the country yesterday alone. So I redirected them to the Postmaster General, but they might be back soon so I'm going to start looking busy. I think I might start by composing the country a new song to use on New Year's Day about what it's like to be a Republican. I was thinking of calling it "Old Wang's Dyin'." Well, have a happy 2007, America...