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Thursday, April 12, 2007
I'm an Update Machine
Oy... I just realized I'd forgotten to put the correct year on the entries I two put in before the one yesterday, so now it's looked like I was over a year behind while I was gone.
Well, there's no way to turn that back, but I have entered a massive set of updates. Since the blog entry yesterday, I've added new pictures for Summer Altice, Leslie Bibb, Brooke Burke, the women of Desperate Housewives, Carmen Electra, Isla Fisher, Jorja Fox, Susan Ward, Renee Zellweger, and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Whew, that would be a mouthful, except that I'm writing it and people only read that aloud if someone is with them or they're on TV.
So anyway, I've decided that since I am now an update machine, I won't be working for anybody but me. That's right, American public. If you thought I wasn't responsive before except to a group of Bible-thumping blue-bloods, you're going to see a whole new level. And first things first, I am going to solve two of my problems at once. I want more soldiers in Iraq, and I want all those minority-race immigrants kicked out of the country, so we'll kill two birds with one stone and send them to Iraq. People say that it's a bad idea to spend a lot of money arming masses of people that you're pissing off with a set of policies of racial and religious discrimination. Then again, people say the Earth is getting warmer, and we all know that isn't true. Why, last summer, the thermometer was just registering a comfortable 120 over at the rance. Why, I was half wondering if we'd gone back to the Ice Ages.
Speaking of which, I had been looking for some place to hide some nuts. I was going to put them in my underwear, but there already seem to be three in there. Wait, three? Hmm, I'd better get that checked out, except everyone knows that doctors are the tool of the devil, what with their technical equipment and store-bought haircuts. Nope, it's going to be good old-fashioned leeches for me. They cure everything. I wonder if they could take care of that civil war...