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Tuesday, April 17, 2007
I Am the Depantser
Some people say I'm a bit stubborn, but I've actually come full circle on
one issue: public nudity. Well, this isn't about everyone, but for hot chicks, we have now switched from forbidding public nudity to enforcing it. Who said your executive department isn't doing anything for you? Also, for big, fat chicks, we are enforcing extra clothing-wearing in public. The same goes for Thrillhouse and Michael Moore. I don't care what temperature Fahrenheit it is.
It should be getting pretty hot, too... is this that global something or other they're always talking about? Either way, I'm getting a lot of heat over... well, a lot of stuff. And you know what my friend Nelly says about when it's getting hot in here. Take off all your clothes! And the page's girls will take their clothes off. Amy Smart's gallery is now big enough for a full page. And Jennifer Aniston, Eva Mendes, and Shakira might have had full pages already, but they've got more pictures. And oh, baby, are those Shakira ones ever hot. Then again, that sweet Colombian hip-shaker has always been one of my favorites.
You should see some improvements in a lot of other ways, too. I've been trying to ditch a lot of the affiliate links, and improving the actual pages so they're more graphical. I've been renumbering too, so it will have adjusted to the girls with galleries of 100+ pictures per girl. I should be able to gradually move a lot of these, which will slow down some of the new girls growing up. I have been throwing up new pictures for quite a few of the existing girls, which is a little easier to deal with as I don't set myself back with not having done the HTML the right way. Well, until next time, make sure that the hot chicks you know are Porky Pigging...