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Monday, April 23, 2007
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So, I said that when I update Christina Aguilera's page, it would be the biggest gallery on the page. And it isn't... not even close.
The reason is that while I did put in an update on it this morning, it isn't complete by any means, and has less than half the pictures. I've been putting this off for so long, though, because it's so massive an update, that it had to be addressed. So I came up with a means of doing this. Instead of my usual cranking out the full thing to save time, I'm going to do a series of gradual updates until I get it all in, because otherwise it's just too many pictures for me to sort out at once.
In the meantime, though, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised because Jennifer O'Dell and Charlotte Ross now have full pages, because their updates pushed them over the threshold. Also, Katharine McPhee, Mandy Moore, Jacqueline Obradors, Kelly Packard, Natalie Portman, and Susan Ward got updates, although they already had full pages.
So I'm feeling pretty good about the page, which helps me to get over John McCain's stupid singing. Of course, I couldn't stand the guy as it was, and now he's messing up the Beach Boys. So I'm like, "Thanks a lot, John McCain. Now I'll never be able to be true to my school while hanging with my best girl in my big domestic car while not lying to my parents without having to deal with the agony of your tonedeaf warbling." And what the hell is all this stealing my thunder on the Iraq militant aggression? This is supposed to go down in history as "Bush's fiasco," not "Pansy John McCain's fiasco" just like how in 2000 it was "Bush's sketchy election." That phony little bastard should take his $2 in campaign donations and buy his own holy war ideas instead of ripping off mine. Well, at least I have my page, and he can never take that away from me. Wait, what's this? Crazy Uncle John's A to Z of Hotties?! McCain!