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Friday, May 11, 2007
Jackpot!
I was trying to decide for Jackpot! between this shot and me placed in some Chingy situation, and I stand by my choice. And no, this entry has nothing to do with Chingy for real, although I did get a visit from Sheryl Crow lately. She was trying to pitch some weird-ass policy
of using only one square of toilet paper to keep from releasing carbon dioxide. So then she wanted to shake hands, so I was like, "Um, shake with Condi..." Next time, I'm probably going to have to get some gloves in advance. I think that I knew someone who knew what happened to all those ones that Michael Jackson would get rid of, but I can't remember which hand they're for. I also don't want to bet that people who like skimping on toilet paper shake with the same hand as everyone else. Frankly, even for guys with these weird toilet habits, I have no intention of finding out about how they shake.
But anyway, the Jackpot! reference is like BAR BAR BAR, but with NEW NEW NEW. As far as I can remember, this is the first time ever that I've had three of those in a row in the update thingy, because the update thingy with more than one update only goes back so far in time and there's always updating to be done on existing galleries when you have 140-150 girls. Since I'll probably bump someone from the recent thing before most people read this, though, I should mention that the three are actress Kate Mara, TV judge Carrie Ann Inaba, and actress Naomi Watts. I also updated the Rachael Ray and Shakira galleries.
Also, you'll notice that this is the first blog since I got the rankings back and running with this new server. I figured out how to deal with that stupid hotlinking, too, so they've changed around a little. But really, the big change isn't the rankings or new galleries, but that I'm redoing a lot of the actual page layouts to make them more graphical and take away a lot of the stupid affiliate links. I really like how they've been looking so far, but you won't know that they're being updated from the top bar, because that means there are new pictures. Well, anyway, I have more code to update, so until next time, don't shake hands with Sheryl Crow...