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Sunday, May 26, 2007
Ripa My Heart Out
So back on the 16th, Crazy Uncle George's A to Z of Hotties actually had its biggest traffic day ever. It was actually substantially bigger than when the site was named Celebrity Site of the Day.
From the timing of everything, it must have had something to do with the Avril Lavigne update I put out. I actually added new pictures to her section twice, and this was the second. I did it as soon as I got the new Blender, which was refreshing but the shoot's still not exactly what I was looking for. I guess I'm still waiting for her to do her lingerie shoots, instead of this open-jacket style nonsense, especially considering that her chest isn't her interesting part anyway. Even for those paparazzi shots, she's wearing a sarong and even below that, jean shorts, so I have no idea when we're going to get some leg shots.
This must be a consequence of me using original scans for this one. I suppose that everybody else hadn't gotten this one out yet. But the increase was so much that I'm really very confused. But I guess that if I really got how Internet traffic worked, then I wouldn't be doing this politics thing where I'm supposed to pronounce complicated words like nucular and memorize the names of these remote countries like Canada. I brought in Ted Stevens to explain traffic over the Internet to me, and he said that it was like a series of tubes getting clogged full of shit. Then again, I also asked him about the condition of his brain, and I forget which answer was to which question. I actually put some originals in my Kelly Ripa update, too. I always keep tabs on Kelly, because she's just too hot for words. I think I'll have to bump her up a place or two in the rankings, although she is already #4. It's so hard trying to decide at that high a level anyway. The page has so many flowers, and yet none will let me fertilize them with my pollen.
Aside from those two pages, I have added to Madison Michele's section since last time. The full pages updated were for Christina Applegate, Jennifer Garner, Alyson Hannigan, Kristanna Loken, Hilary Swank, Michelle Trachtenberg, Gabrielle Union, and Naomi Watts. Yeah, I don't even know why I bother updating Michelle's, as she's always the one on the page I think of as not attractive enough to be here, but that crazy Thrillhouse wanted her on this. The Christina and Alyson updates are really good, whereas for some of the other girls I'm just sort of cleaning up, i.e. adding pictures because I have them and they're good enough instead of that they're going to be topping out the galleries. Anyway, I've got a little time now, so once I finish cleaning up a lot of the HTML code, you should see some completely new galleries instead of just additions to existing ones.