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Sunday, June 24, 2007
Summer of 26
I got the new poll ratings the other day about me. It seems that Newsweek has my approval rating down to 26% for my job in general, and it's like, "What the hell?"
I mean, all I've done since I've been in office is punish the American public for its sins, specifically the giant sin of voting for me. It seems that the ratings on the hotties page are much more positive. I have it as 73% approval, 16% disapproval, and 11% somehow voting for Pat Buchanan. I definitely am starting to see an area for improvement, though, which is the embarrassingly outdated information about the celebrities. I figured nobody cares what I have to say and everybody just wants the pictures, but this is getting to be a problem. For example, today I ran across some text where I'd said that "of course" the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie wasn't out yet. I must have written that about a year ago and it made sense then, but I should change these things to not be time-dependent as I seriously doubt anyone wants me wasting time keeping them up to date instead of the pictures.
In the meantime, I have two completely new galleries for you, one for Kristen Kreuk from "Smallville" and one for Maggie Grace, formerly of "Lost". Maggie has a full page, but I fell one photo short for Kristen. Also, there are some new pictures since last time in the Gabrielle Union, Jill Hennessy, Kate Beckinsale, and Christina Aguilera pages. The update for Kate is the only really important one of those, though, and I think Gabrielle's might have had a decent amount, but a lot of the time I'm just sort of cleaning up. I've run into one of my typical situations, though, where I just put up Maggie's gallery and I already have more material for an update, so expect that in maybe 24 hours. You should be seeing several completely new galleries in the next week, too, as I'm trying to even out the letters. They'll tend to be at the end of the alphabet because I sort of ran out of steam the first time through.