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Friday, June 29, 2007
15 Pieces of Blair
So you might have noticed I've been adding girls more often than I usually do lately. Usually, I'm thinking that I should finish my work on the ones that are already up before I move on, but you guys seem to like it when I put up someone new, so I figured, "What the hell?" So on Monday or so I added Claudette Ortiz, and then Wednesday I added the hottest news anchor in history, Melissa Theuriau.
I've also added pictures to the Elisha Cuthbert, Brooke Burke, Jennifer Aniston pages, Amanda Swisten, and Alicia Witt pages. Well, Alicia didn't have a full page before, but she does now. And it doesn't stop here, not by a long shot. What does stop here, though, is the ridiculous notion I had two blogs ago that Kathy Ireland might replace Christina Aguilera as having the biggest page on here when I finally put all these shots I'm organizing up. Well, I've been whittling them down and eliminating duplicates and whatnot, and it's already below the amount Christina has, so that's not going to happen. Also, like with Christina, I'll probably do a pre-emptive update or two rather than trying to get them all at once.
In the meantime, Thrillhouse was a little worried about Britney Spears. He was saying she's looking disturbingly old these days, which for him means... you know, 15. And yet while I'm not sure what it is, it seems like there's something new in these shots from the AMAs that are kinda adding this middle-aged quality to her. Anyway, it looks like RepublicanJoke.Com has gotten an overhaul.
It makes it easier for me to use it as a start page with this new layout, but I'm wondering when they're ever going to put up the stuff I need. For example, there isn't even one Smite Heathens button... not one. I think Dick was mad and went and shot up some section of the city with a lot of racial minorities.
But that isn't the big deal. What is the big deal is that my old pal Tony-y... Hmm, I can't seem to come up with a casual nickname for Tony Blair, probably because Tony is a nickname... Well, anyway, Tony's gone and quit Parliament, and really just doesn't make any funk music at all anymore, so I was suggesting to the U.N. that he become my ambassador of Kwam. The last one went off and started doing some sports agent thing. They came back and suggested instead that we send him over to Palestine to be the chief negotiator for the U.S.A., N.A.T.O., the U.N., and the League of Women Voters. And I said that it was a great idea. I mean, British politicians, the U.N., and Palestine? Nothing could ever go wrong with that. So I've been teaching him some of the important pieces of diplomacy. Condi already recognizes his notes asking her to potty... I'm so proud of him. We're currently working on the part of training where he stares at pictures of brown people in a hateful fashion until it gets drummed into him, but he keeps getting distracted by that sandwich bar we have with the Dijonnaise. And I'm like, "Pardon me, Tony, but could you forget about the Grey Poupon ripoff and keep your eyes on the prize? We're trying to learn some good, old-fashioned, American-style racism here..." Well, we'll see how he does...