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Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Hot Girls, Uncle George Wants You
So I'd say this blog is a bit overdue, but I was busy giving a 4th O to July, a little fox from across town.
But anyway, I've decided to rename today the George of July, because any celebration of our country must by default be a celebration of whoever is holding its political offices, regardless of gross incompetence, criminal behavior while in office, disputed paths into office, rank odor, etc. Because not liking the Dubya means you must be... a terrorist! So today is about me.... me, baby! And if my presidency has been about anything, it has been about not making any sense. Some Afghan guys fly planes into American buildings, so I invade Iraq. Our deficits reach record highs, so I cut our revenue by slashing upper-class capital gains taxes. And, well, let's not even go into Ted Stevens... So the George of July needed something like that, and I think I delivered.
Yesterday and today I brought you two new galleries and one giant update to a gallery, and what do I have featured? Why, it's an American flag bikini on a British model, another on a model named after Ireland, and an actress famous for playing a military officer showing a reckless disregard for the flag code by draping it about herself as clothing. Those three, of course, are British model Lucy Pinder (new gallery), American ex-model Kathy Ireland (now the second biggest gallery on the page, if I'm not mistaken), and "Stargate" standby Amanda Tapping (also a new gallery). Plus earlier, I added a new gallery for "Pretender" villain Andrea Parker, so we actually got another one of those Jackpot lineups with three completely new galleries in a row. Or should I say new pages? Yes, all three of those girls started out with full pages. So we're now up to 155 galleries (i.e. girls or groups of girls featured on the page), 98 of which are full pages. Giggidy... Giggidy... Well, maybe I'll have some celebration for full page #100. In the meantime, go enjoy the George of July... even you people who didn't vote for me, a.k.a. terrorists...