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Monday, August 6, 2007
Just Impeachy
So my troubles continue. Apparently I've now tied Nixon a few days before resignation for the lowest presidential approval rating in history. And I'm like, "Come on, what about... um... oh, man, George, try to remember the name of at least one president other than Dad..." Well, never mind, but either way, this is not cool. I am getting some nice ideas, though, especially some
that Tom Tancredo gave me about my terrorism thing. I can see a sharp guy like him winning the Republican nomination for president, and we all know that whoever wins the Republican nomination wins the whole thing. The Republican Party is a name that really bolsters a candidate going into this election. Why, we didn't have anyone get exposed for taking bribes even once yesterday.
Tancredo wants to use the deterrent of a policy to bomb all the holy Islamic sites in Mecca and Medina if terrorists ever strike again, and I have to say that this is a great plan. I should have thought of it myself. Why, punishing over a billion people for something that somebody else did... that would trigger some sort of giant war between the U.S. and a collective of nations. That should be an effective deterrent, because as we all know, the last thing that Islamic fundamentalist terrorists want is a holy war. I see them all the time with their "Stop the Jihads forever" signs. Well, at least that's what I think they mean. I can't read Arabic, but I can read Farsi. The funny thing about that language is that they have over 1000 phrases that all mean, "We love you, George W. Bush! Continue on course!" It's a beautiful language, that Farsi.
As for me, I bet a lot of this polling has to do with that Libby thing. This is such a pain in the ass. A while back, I'd been listening to my CD of "Wheels on the Bus" a little too loud and someone came in and asked me something. I couldn't hear them and replied "Pardon?" and they just left the room. The next day, I found out that they'd asked me what to do with Scooter, and I had to just go along with the thing to save face. Man, this president thing can be so hard sometimes. I wanna go back to my Speak 'n Spell. This is almost as bad as that time I asked for my can of Surge, especially since I'd make that big deal after my first term about how I didn't give any pardons because I'd really studied the cases... well, in between Spider-Man comics, anyway. I like that Green Goblin fellow... sorta looks like me in my flight suit, but without the crotch stuffed.
Well, I have some very small Jennifer Aniston and Shannon Elizabeth updates for you, and I should have a big Britney Spears one tonight, which should get her to 131. But really I've been working on the behind-the-scenes stuff with the page, especially dealing with how Googlebot is incompetent so that the page can get some decent rank for a change. If you want to pass the time, you should see some of the work that's being done on the jokes at RepublicanJoke.Com. Also, I'm not sure if you noticed the link I threw in to this new satirical Internet encyclopedia, The Devil's Encyclopedia. It looks like it's getting its legs, because I see it expanding a lot. It should be worth a quick look. Until next time, Bush-lovers...