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Sunday, August 12, 2007
The Search Is Over
After a bitter power struggle, the Republicans have found their candidate for president in 2008: Fred Thompson's wife. Jeri Kehn Thompson has magnificent assets that she will bring to the ticket, hopefully covered in honey. And since I know you're wondering this, she passes the age test for being the president. More importantly, she passes the age test for George, 16, which is fortunately the legal age of consent in Alabama, Arkansas, Connecticut, Georgia, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. Now some people have asked where she stands on some of the issues, like immigration reform, abortion, Iraq policy, and so on. But of course, the issues have changed with the addition of our new candidate to the race, so they are now largely about things like whether there will be naked press conferences and where candidates stand (or sit) on double-ended dildoes. In the meantime, I did get that Britney Spears update up, although a day behind schedule. I actually have more of her, but putting those up will probably wait until after a new gallery I have in the works. It will certainly be the biggest gallery on the page, and by a wide margin, so check in sometime and I'll mention it in the blog when it goes up.