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Sunday, January 20, 2008
Feeling Stimulated?
So, it looks like everyone's getting a little
concerned about some economic troubles, or so I've heard. And I've proposed a fresh, new idea to help us get through this recession: tax cuts. It's a big change from that failed strategy I tried last time we were in that recession that may or may not have had to do with my lack of economic competencancity: tax cuts. I think I have a little something to make the economy feel stimulated, though: some new galleries. It looks like since the last blog, I've added Mariana Ximenes, Rachel Bilson, Chantal Quesnel, and Morgan Quinn. I've also added new pictures to the pages for Maggie Grace, Kelly Ripa, Meredith Monroe, and Mandy Moore. I'm not sure if they all had full pages beforehand, but they do now.
I can tell you one person who's not going on there, though. Her name starts with H and ends with "illary Clinton." She's all in my church again, and everyone's annoyed at her for trying to pickpocket anyone who makes over the median income to drop their wallets in the collection plate, so she starts fake crying again to get all the women on her side. I don't know what the Hill's going on anymore. She's all up and stealing my moves, like playing flight attendant the same way I did in 2000. That's my move, bitch. It's © The George. Next she's going to be showing up on aircraft carriers on our coastline with a stuffed crotch... as if she'd need it. Look for me to be pulling some affirmative action with the letters in the next two weeks. You should see them evened out a bit, instead of a bunch of M and nothing else.