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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Winning the War on Terrible Booty
So it looks like Nevada's results are out, and Hillary's bragging about her pity sorta-win while doing her teary-eye act again.
What's worse is that Ron Paul, thinking he's so big with his two first names, eked out a second place. Little bastard calls himself a Texas Republican. I don't see him waging wars on countries named by a dartboard, though. Not even one. And he's been all goin' off about the horrors of my Iraq occupation, and whatever else, as if he's got a better way for us to get those kickbacks. Where are your kickbacks, Ron Paul? Oughta kick your back. Damn right. It's like he doesn't even see what's going on, like he hasn't even been listening to Surgio McUsesACane. I mean, hello? We're winning, here! Down to a slower pace of digging our ditch here! I went outside today, and there's gas now that's only a little over $3 a gallon. What was it with that Bill guy, like $29 a gallon or something? Um... you're welcome...
Well, he may not appreciate my wonderful work there, but even Mr. Two First Names has got to appreciate the website updates. I'm not sure about the website as a whole, because I'm still running into some embarrassing typos here and there, like me copying over one girl's page as a template for another and missing some words that needed to be switched. But the website updates are a good thing, and it's a picture site, so I have no idea why you'd care about the words, anyway. New galleries were added since last time for Maggie Q, Nadia Underwood, and Carrie Underwood. And no, I didn't waste my time with Carrie's non-revealing Shape Magazine pics. If I wanted to see fully-clothed women, then I'd get, um... magazine, magazine... wait, do I read? Karl, can I read? Oh, wait, he all packed up and shit, and all I have now is this dictation thing that writes weblogs for me. I don't know how well it works, though, because I think it's been creating some communication issues, like when it screwed up that message that said, "Whatever we do, let's not ditch our campaign promises about those greenhouse gas emission mandates."
In addition to those new galleries, I also added to the galleries for Amy Acuff and Lucy Pinder. I think I should update one of my galleries for someone who's more famous, because for most of these girls, you people are like, "Who the hell is that?" and you don't go clickin' around and shit. I keep tossing around the idea of dong a Sell Out Week, where I put up a bunch of girls who I don't like but who'd get me traffic, like Jessica Simpson or Sarah Silverman. If you've got suggestions for people to put up, E-mail me, but I'm really thinking about having someone more mainstream than my usual, and definitely American. Also, I need to know if you're seeing anything weird behavior from the ads. They're just supposed to be banners, so I was going to try to track if they were doing things they weren't supposed to do, like making pop-ups or using tracking cookies. Someone at that advertiser's going to get a major bitchin' out if they're trying to pull something like that on me.