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Sunday, February 17, 2008
Hillary Messes with Texas
Oh, that's embarrassing. I just realized today that my most recent blog (before this one) which has been up for almost a month has the wrong year in it... like all those checks I wrote. What's even more embarrassing is that the freeloadin', euphemism-infested, entitlement-ethic hussy from the, er, Democrat Party, Hillary Clinton, is making her last stand in my home state o' Texas and my, um, not-home state
of Ohio, and it just might work. And let's not try to make a better label for Ohio, because really, nobody cares about Ohio. By the way, this isn't a doctored photo to the right. This is Hillary in Ohio showing people why to vote for her, which is that she's crazy about whatever that thing is she's got in her hand. What in the world is that, anyway? Are those boxing gloves or some sort of weird sex toy?
I think if she's suggesting some boxing match for the presidency, then she should think again, because she's 60 and Obama would beat the tar out of her. She could probably get McCain just by standing there and waiting for him to fall asleep and be carried off by the nurses. I can't say her whole strategy thing has been the wonder of the ages, though. Take a look at this powerful display of the out-of-touch, "Hillary for You and Me." It looks like she's got some PC "Hooray for Everything" style kiddy-party band hired to perform in a senior center. The difference between this and will.i.am's Obama video on Dipdive is astonishing. But whatever... it'll just make it easier for Big Mac to clean up in case he's lucky enough to go up against her. That's as if it wasn't easy enough, to just finally challenge this "35 years of experience" crap, which either is 7 in some other animal's type of years or is counting changing doilies with the high position of Bill Clinton's wife as experience.
I'll tell you one thing that McUsesACane can't compete with, though, and that's my page of hotties, baby. I finally figured out what was going on with those ads. My advertiser changed the address of the ad banner, and the old one which didn't work was the one making pop-ups. I'm going to have to scour the site to make sure we don't have any of that left, because The George doesn't stand for pop-ups. The George's unit, however, stands up for Avril Lavigne, who must be trying to kill us or something with back-to-back days of apppearing in bikinis. If you look at the full set, though, you'll see that she's not exactly helping the paparazzi, and somehow managed to slip into the water before taking off her clothes the first day. I don't get why girls have this compulsion to have like a billion swimsuits, and use them all like once each, but whatever. I've got those up and her new Maxim shoot, too, which was a little disappointing but not nearly as much as her first Maxim shoot. The cover's nice and all, but the rest? It kinda feels like that Blender thing where we got a bunch of this open-jacket crap instead of what we want, which is Avril decked out in some black lace bra and panties with garters and stockings. Sigh, she's still not modeling for Victoria's Secret.
I've also got some new galleries, for NASCAR queen Danica Patrick and scream queen Linnea Quigley. I've been on the verge of putting up Danica forever now, because she's just so ridiculously hot, but I didn't have enough pictures. Now, though, she's the ringer in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, so I had more than enough. I'm still evening out the letters, but it occurs to me that I'm long overdue to put up that giant gallery for my favorite model and to add in some Hilary Duff, so you might see me detour a bit from the letters to do that sort of thing.