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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Passing the Cane
I've figured I'd give in to the needs of the party and extend my offer that I'd endorse McUsesACane if he, in fact, becomes the Republican nominee for president.
And he did stand by me through that whole surge thingamawhoosit, so why not? He could really profit from my sky-high popularity and the association with my economic competence. We've already got the schedule mapped out for me to do a bunch of fundraisers, but the schedule doesn't have me doing any normal, convincing-type speeches. That must be some sort of mistake. Somebody needs to see my speech about how human beings and fish can live in harmony.
So crude oil reached a record high on the commodities market, at over $100 a barrel. And you know what I say when that happens... success! You are supposed to invade countries to make the prices on the things you buy go up, right? Man, I sure hope so, or otherwise this whole Iraq occupation thing would be pretty stupid. Either way, McUsesACane got enough time with his mom all up and moving around, so Dad decided to get in on the act, and he endorsed McUsesACane. He said that he loves John McCain so much that he wishes John McCain were the nominee in 2000 and 2004 instead of that douchebag the party went with. Yeah, damned right! Who was that douchebag, anyway?
Well, what I want to know is whether that douchebag could have added as many hot, new pictures as I have. There are two new galleries, for Francoise Yip and Daphne Zuniga, and Daphne has her own page already. I've also updated the Soleil Moon Frye gallery, which is now a full page. I also updated the galleries for Anna Faris, Carrie Fisher, Thandie Newton, Carrie Underwood, Naomi Watts, and Emmanuelle Vaugier. I'm tossing around the idea of throwing up a gallery for my favorite model before I'm done sorting the much larger gallery I have in store for her, so be on the lookout.