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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Return of the Mark
So it seems that by now, everybody knows that despite the statements and prosecutions by (now) former governor of New York Elliot Spitzer regarding
prostitution rings in the past, he seems to have had a lengthy history of soliciting those same rings. So as I look at this facade of ethics in public display with this hypocritical private life, I have to say one thing. Elliot Spitzer, welcome to the Republican Party.
I checked with Mike Duncan on the matter, and he seemed to think that Elliot's passed our little test, so we extended the offer. Elliot seemed to fit in well when he came to the reception, and was greeted by our expert in opposing gay rights on ethical grounds, former Congressman Ed Schrock, along with our big crusader against child exploitation, Mark Foley. Still, we had some suggestions on how he'd have to alter the course that he's taken so far to fit in line with the principles. First, he'd have to retract his resignation and admission of guilt on the matter, and start asking federal authorities whether his position could get him out of trouble. Then, he'd have to claim that the original admission was due to feeling intimidated by some scary guy of another race, and makes a bunch of statements about media bias. Finally, he'd have to overcompensate in public and make ending prostitution his big issue, and start a political action committee publicly tied to him that is devoted to the issue of ending prostitution but only takes funding in the form of being comped for prostitutes. But you know, he's new and doesn't know these things.
You know what else he doesn't know? It's how to run my page of hotties. I'm getting a little behind on the text thing, because I figure you don't care and just want the pictures, so I'm pushing more on that. I don't know what's going on with one of my advertisers, though, because I keep catching pop-ups coming out of their banners, and that's not part of the deal. I take a big hit on my advertising revenue to keep pop-ups off the page so my audience won't have to deal with them. If they're trying to sneak those things in, there's going to be hell to pay. But I'm going off on that when I should be telling you that I've added new galleries for Madeline Zima, Connie Nielsen, and Audrey Quock. I've also added new pictures to the existing galleries for Jennifer Esposito and Natalie Imbruglia, and Natalie has her own page now.
The next new gallery is going to be for my favorite model, and I'll let her gallery tell you who that is. I'm not even remotely done sorting this massive collection of her pictures, which is ready to crash my computer, but I'll put up a very preliminary version. While I'm in the very prelmiinary gallery mode, I'll probably go into the some of the girls like Beyoncé, Rihanna, Jennifer Walcott, and Christina Milian, where I really want to put the girl up, but I keep getting new pictures so consistently that I can never finish. Stay tuned, though, and I'll see what I can do, but a lot of the fundamentals (as opposed to the pictures) have fallen into disrepair, so I might need to look at those again.