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Monday, March 17, 2008
Catching My Lucky Charm
So I had a brilliant new plan to get us out of the economic trouble that I got us into.
And let me tell you... this plan is as responsible and well thought out as all my other economic proposals, like the tax cuts, and the tax cuts, and the... er.... Well, anyway, I'd decided that I was going to spot a leprechaun and follow him to his pot o' gold, since at the prices we're getting with our very competitive and rational military spending, that pot o' gold might be able to buy a half, or even a whole, set of body armor for a soldier, if the pot is big enough.
Spotting a leprechaun has turned out not to be even nearly as easy a task as I thought it'd be. I keep following these leprechauns, and then eventually they go and throw some hissy fit about how they're not leprechauns, and how they have no pot o' gold, and how they love Katie Holmes and need to build bunkers to protect from alien attack... They don't pay me enough to do this job. You know what? I think I know what would help us with our economic and budget problems: a higher salary for me. I mean, it's not like I have new kickbacks every day. I need to fill the gaps somehow, people, and that high-priced money of mine would get pumped right through the American economy. Wow, it's like I don't even need a leprechaun.
I might continue to look, but in the meantime, I updated the Rankings page. It's a lot easier to filter out the effect of hotlinking nowadays because I have the HTML step to add those previous and next buttons, so I can count those instead. Also, I added to the Rachel Nichols and Ashley Judd galleries, and both of those now have full pages. Until next time, wish upon some four leaf clovers for some economic success. Um, we'll need a lot of clovers.