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Monday, June 16, 2008
My Debt to Hillary
I am getting no love these days. Even McUsesACane, who goes around ripping off a ton of my economic and foreign policy agenda, is having his boys go and pretend like he's got nothing to do with me and that Barack Obama, that dude from the Democrat Party, is the one who's like me. And then he goes and asks me to do some fund-raisers for him with Republicans, and it's like, "What the hell?" When I say his boys, I mean his advisers. Quite frankly, I don't care to know what his boys in the sac are going out and doing. So I was like, "Okay, well maybe this I should try this Obama guy instead," but he's not very friendly. I wanted to trade E-mail buddies with him, but he wasn't having any part of it. Apparently John Ashcroft isn't a fair trade for Scarlett Johannson. Liberals...
Now Hillary Clinton and I have tangled quite a bit, mainly over some parking spaces and whether we need Jell-O in the cafeteria. And she likes to show off her bickering as if it's some mark of honor, but I'm starting to think she might be up for a conversion to Georgism. The day that Obama got enough delegates to clinch the nomination, she held her victory speech in a bunker so she could shield the people there from the press and outside world. I think I might try to sell her the whole "free speech zone" idea. Plus, as you know, I follow the standard Republican playbook when it comes to the budget. First, I cut taxes to the rich and start huge military spending, promising GPD growth that will make the tax revenue the same. When the GPD growth never happens, I complain about bloated spending in a vague sense without picking specific programs to axe, which could cost voters.
Then I go and blame others for their massive spending, even though the only real change in spending is my military spending. It's a beautiful plan that allows me to line my pockets and then dump the problem off on the next guy. It's also taken the national debt from $5.7 trillion when I took office to $9.4 trilliion currently. That's in nominal dollars, so when you adjust for inflation it's smaller, but I like to think that inflation doesn't exist. It's just easier to make policy when you don't have to worry about something else that could cause people problems.
Now, Hillary Clinton gets this. She's got a big list of spending promises to demographic groups while trying to be very vague about where the money's going to come from. What's more is that she's managed to rack up $30 million in campaign debt, $20 million in unpaid bills to vendors and another $10 million in loans from herself. This... is awesome. Nobody's ever racked up anywhere near that much in unpaid bills to vendors during a campaign. I'm not sure what she promised the vendors to get them to supply the products without paying the bills yet, but I'm sure we're going to see some earmarks from Senator Clinton in the near future. What's even better is that she's looking for the Obama campaign donors to pay off her debt, after months of everyone telling her that sticking around well after she had no real chance to win slinging mud and spreading Muslim rumors was going to hurt Obama's general election chances and she basically kept saying that she didn't care. This... is awesome. Asking campaign donors to retroactively finance the attack ads against their own campaign? I don't know why I didn't think of that. I think I might just ask Al Qaeda in Iraq to finance the debt we took out buying guns to shoot at them.
In the meantime, I'm dealing with the picture debt, meaning the pictures on the site minus the pictures of these same girls on my computer. I'm trying to whittle it down, so I've added pictures to the galleries of Amanda Tapping, Heather Graham, Jennifer Gareis, Debra Messing, and Milla Jovovich. Jennifer and Milla now both have enough pictures for full pages. The others already had them. Now if we could only deal with the picture spending from the Dems...