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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Slave to Convention
We're about to embark on our third day of the Republican National Convention,
or as I like to call it, George's Nap Time. We decided to kick it off on Monday with the most important policymakers in the party: my wife and John McCain's wife. I gave my speech by satellite yesterday. They told me that Gustav was messing with our convention and causing us to scale it down, so I had to go try to find that bastard. They said I might find him in Louisiana or Texas, so I've been scrambling halfway across Texas to try to find that bastard, but I don't even know what he looks like. I might as well be looking for Keyser Soze.
Still, after that, they managed to return to the important business: another speech by my wife. Not that we're turning any females in whatever figurehead positions we can find into our mascots as part of pandering to the female vote as part of this Hillary voter thing or anything. We wouldn't do that. So anyway, I like this Sarah Palin choice. I think we might go ice fishing, by which I mean that she'll go ice fishing and I'll have my butler do it while I drink cocoa, then slap my name on the results. I'm not entirely sure why her pictures are showing up on celebrity sites, though. I mean, I get that she's not Ted Stevens or something, but I'd still much rather be staring at Rihanna's sweet ass than going, "Oh, baby, that Sarah Palin's gonna be a GILF!" Not that I'd do that, anyway...
In the meantime, I've added pictures to the Mandy Moore and Mia Kirshner pages. I'd added some to the Julianne Hough page since the last entry, but it was still back before July 4th. I'm not sure whether I'll throw out some new gallery soon or proceed with my long overdue updates.