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Monday, November 3, 2008
Show Me Your Pumpkins
So Halloween's come and gone, and I, for one, fully support the transition from when the night was filled with fresh-faced children walking the streets in search of candy to today when it's filled with hot girls walking the streets in fantasy lingerie. In fact, let's replace all the other holidays with some sort of hot-girls-in-lingerie equivalents. Or better yet, let's just find some way to arrange it so holidays involve The George getting a personal fantasy lingerie show from Holly Weber, and possibly some hot monkey sex... not with monkeys. I have so many shots of her that I'm not sure why I can't seem to locate any real fantasy costume stuff except some Catholic schoolgirl stuff.
Kate Beckinsale's always reliable about dressing up for Halloween, which doesn't really explain why I used none of those pictures and instead opted for her in an orange bikini. I also didn't put up any pictures of her, instead adding to Stefani Morgan's gallery and adding one for Laura Vandervoort. Neither of those are complete, i.e. I posted only some of what I have sitting on my computer earmarked to go up, but if I don't post more partial updates like this, I'll never have anything up. Look for some new stuff (probably new pictures, not entirely new galleries) over the next few days.
So anyway, I saw so many costumes made about me that I decided this year, I would go as George W. Bush for Halloween. Pretty clever, huh? I don't know, though. That mask kinda looks like Nixon instead of me. I've never made any pretense of not being a crook. I just blame the media for mentioning it. That reminds me that next year, I'll be going as the liberal media bias, so if you see any good costumes, let me know.