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Monday, December 15, 2008
Duck, Duck Shoes!
So Hillary Clinton might have encountered sniper fire in Bosnia... and when I say might have, I mean hasn't... but has she dodged renegade Iraqi shoes?
I almost took a loafer to the head, but skillfully maneuvered myself out of the way not once, but twice. Well, actually the second time I just shielded my face, but the shoe went too high, so that's just me knowing not to get taller in the middle of all this. Yes, Iraq is dangerous territory... less dangerous since it's been liberated... but this is all just the mission that calls the best president... ever!
So back to people throwing things at me. So it turns out that this guy's some Iraqi TV journalist, and well.. isn't that just the typical liberal media bias? They're always throwing shit at us Republicans, or turning Bigfoot and the aliens against us, or asking us to give examples for things instead of just saying them 20 times and assuming that means it's true. I'm just glad I'm going back so I don't have to deal with the lingering problems of the stench of that guy's feet.
I've got some lingering updating of the page to be doing, though, but I might as well detail what's been done so far. There's a new gallery for Holly Valance. Hopefully I'll finish evening out these letters so I can finally add some of the girls I've been waiting on. I've also added pictures to the galleries for Connie Nielsen, Natalie Imbruglia, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Beyonce Knowles, and Debra Messing also.