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Thursday, December 25, 2008
Mary Christmas
So I was trying to figure out who should be in my newest gallery, so I asked for some suggestions for the first time in a long time.
The last time I asked about this was with Pat, a.k.a. Thrillhouse, back in the day before he/she got the boot for embezzling the page's revenue, and those suggestions were... well, not good. But I figured that I could ask other people, so I set up chair outside and sat with a sign asking for suggestions for the next girl on the webpage, and almost everybody gave me the same suggestion while walking by. There were a lot of people asking for this chick, from Butcher Bob to Joe the Plumber to Little Orphan Timmy. They wanted a gallery for Mary Christmas.
There sure were a lot of people walking by for a Thursday. It must be some sort of holiday today, because otherwise a lot of these people would be at work. I thought I remembered preparing for some sort of holiday yesterday, but now I can't remember what it was. Either way, this girl's name kinda rung a bell, but I didn't know who she was, so I had to look her up on some search engines. I did that, and some stuff popped up, but I didn't really think this girl was all that hot. I mean, she was okay, but I couldn't really picture chaining Mary Christmas to the bed and smacking her ass. Actually, I really couldn't because everybody kept making a big deal about how she was a virgin, which made me groan. It was gonna be like that Britney thing all over again.
Well, last night I added a new gallery for Sara Jean Underwood and today I added a bunch of pictures to Summer Altice's gallery, but I just couldn't get anything decent of this Mary Christmas girl. Well, I couldn't get anything indecent of her, anyway. Mary Christmas has to start showing up in some skinmags, because all I can find seems to have her in this stupid hoodie, and I'm wondering if she thinks she's Pete Wentz or something. You know the page, too. The girls have got to show some skin to get in, so I just didn't have anything to work with. So, I'm sorry, Little Orphan Timmy, but there will be no Mary Christmas this year.