Sarah Michelle Gellar [Crazy Uncle George's A to Z of Hotties]

Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Occupation: Actress (TV, film)
Household name, due to big sex symbol status
Clothing Level: Conspicuous amounts of clothing previously, getting better about it

Major Filmography

	"Buffy the Vampire Slayer", Character: Buffy Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Big Yes, Looks Hot for Her? Definitely her best, Clothing Level: Very rarely anything but fully clothed Comments: This was how Sarah made it big. She was the star of this cult-following WB action show, although she was originally brought in to audition for the part Charisma Carpenter ended up playing largely because Sarah hadn't died her hair blond yet so it wouldn't match Kristy Swanson's from the teensploitation movie off of which the series was based. Naturally, Sarah fights vampires in this, so there are lots of fight sequences, but don't go in with the slo-mo hoping to find that skirt flying up as they hold those things down with a very strong double-sided tape.
	The Grudge, Character: Karen Seen It? No Comments: Sarah was the star of this horror movie.
	The Grudge 2, Character: Karen Seen It? No Comments: I plan on pitching the third installment, The Forgiveness, where everyone settles their differences, has some Tang, and sings "Kumbaya".
	Cruel Intentions, Character: Kathryn Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Huge No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed in the movie, shirtless but bra in the deleted scenes Comments: This is a teen-ified revisioning of Dangerous Liaisons. Ryan Phillippe and Sarah are the stars, stepsiblings who make a bet on whether Ryan can bed super-virgin Reese Witherspoon. If he wins, he gets to have sex with Sarah. Sarah has a notorious lesbian kiss scene with Selma Blair, where she teaches Selma how to kiss, because supposedly girls practice on each other... you know, before they strip to their underwear and have pillow fights. It's probably the best on-screen kiss I've ever seen because Sarah's clearly an incredible kisser, but completely unbelievable regarding Selma not knowing how. Anyway, this is one of the worst scripts I've ever seen, due to the stupid dialogue especially what they make Sarah say and even more due to the God-awful ending which is not in Dangerous Liaisons and is clearly written for an audience of 7 year old girls. Also, Ryan Phillippe cannot act his way out of a paper bag, and who in their right mind would put Reese Witherspoon in a role where she has to be reasonably in the same league as Sarah? Anyway, the original title for this was Cruel Inventions, but the studio morons felt that people would interpret the word "inventions" in the scientific sense.
	I Know What You Did Last Summer, Character: Helen Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Yes, Looks Hot for Her? Big Yes, Clothing Level: One-piece swimsuit Comments: Sarah plays a beauty queen who's one of the four friends the killer targets in the slasher movie. This is, unless I'm mistaken, where she met Freddie Prinze, Jr., but he was Jennifer Love Hewitt's on screen beau whereas Sarah's was the less retarded, not nearly as ugly Ryan Phillippe. A photo of her below in a black one-piece is from a beauty pageant at the start of the movie.
	Scooby-Doo, Character: Daphne Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? No Comments: Sarah goes redhead to play this notoriously foxy character from the cartoon. In the cartoon, the group's leader Fred was always suggesting that they split up such that he'd get the hot Daphne and noted pothead Shaggy would be stuck with the dog, which made no sense as ascot-wearing pansy Fred was so deep in the closet he was collecting Christmas presents. Anyway, Freddie Prinze, Jr. is Fred in these.
	Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, Character: Daphne Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? No
	Simply Irresistible, Character: Amanda Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? No but not nearly as bad as you think, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Sarah was the star of this romantic comedy about food that makes people hook up (here in America, we call that using roofies). This is the first time Sarah held the lead in a movie that I can remember, so it's probably the first time she did at all excluding ones too small for an average person to have been able to see in a theater at some time.

Other Filmography Worth Mentioning

	"All My Children", Character: Kendall Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? No, Clothing Level: Occasional swimsuits Comments: Sarah won a Daytime Emmy for this, way back in the day. Unless I'm mistaken, she and Susan Lucci were notorious for hating each other.
	Scream 2, Character: Cici Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Slight No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Sarah plays a sorority girl who's stuck in the house on DD duty. Don't bother seeing this for Sarah, as she gets killed off like 20 seconds. If you think that's a spoiler, you clearly aren't used to slasher movies.
	Beverly Hills Family Robinson, Character: Jane Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Decent amount of bikini top Comments: Sarah is the daughter in this. It's a family movie, only really useful for ogling Sarah back when she was using her natural brown hair.

Other Comments Sarah is married to evolutionary missing link Freddie Prinze, Jr. Those Maxim shoot photos where they interchange her head and body from different shots sort of creep me out. It's like she's some sort of weird doll.

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