Paris Hilton [Crazy Uncle George's A to Z of Hotties]

Paris Hilton

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Occupation: Heiress, dabbles in all forms of entertainment
Fame Level: Arguably most famous woman in the world
Clothing Level: Perpetually scantily clad, and of course, naked in her sex tapes

Major Filmography & TV

	1 Night in Paris Seen It? Who hasn't?, Recommend It? Maybe, Looks Hot for Her? Slight No, Clothing Level: Naked, of course Comments: The whole Paris sex tape thing is a little confusing. The original tape was something that's like a minute of footage maximum. The video quality is God awful (it's black and white, but looks really green for some reason), the audio is so bad you have no idea what Paris is saying, and like half of it isn't even sex. This title, unless I'm mistaken, is the extended version of the original, which first shows the original and then goes into a longer color video of the guy who's now her ex annoying her from behind the camera while she's in lingerie before they have intercourse and she blows him. I believe there was later a tape released with a different guy, but I don't know much about porn. Ask Thrillhouse, but remember that he mainly knows the gay stuff. On a side note, to clarify things, her ex did in fact intentionally leak this tape, and was selling it himself before the distribution company found him. Paris sued a company involved in selling the tape, but never the company behind it all, as she receives a cut of the profits from them.
	"The Simple Life" Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes Comments: The premise of this is simple enough. Throw spoiled, rich girls Paris and Nicole Richie on a farm with a bunch of hicks and it's funny. There were three seasons of this on FOX, and season four was on E! as is season five.
	National Lampoon's Pledge This!, Character: Victoria Seen It? No Comments: Paris was the star of this comedy.

Other Filmography Worth Mentioning

House of Wax, Character: Paige
Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? No, Clothing Level: Lingerie
Comments: Elisha Cuthbert is the star of this, and Paris plays one of her friends. A group of them get stranded in an abandoned town due to car trouble. Two brothers have created a house of wax there, and now spend all their time killing anyone who comes to the town and turning them into wax figures. Thrillhouse's sister saw this and said that the audience cheered loudly when Paris died, so I'm guessing she's probably pretty bad.

Raising Helen, Character: Amber
Seen It? No

Major Discography

Paris, Genre: Pop
Singles: "Stars Are Blind", "Nothing in This World", "Turn It Up"
Comments: Can she sing? Well, she can sell, as her album hit #6 on the charts.

Books

	Confessions of an Heiress Comments: This is supposed to be a look behind her life, which from what I can tell ends up being a lot of surface stuff instead like the things she likes, but I'm not exactly sure if people expected her to come up with the meaning of life in this, anyway.
	Your Heiress Diary Comments: This is not exactly a book written by Paris Hilton. It's more of a merchandising product, in that it's mostly blank and meant for you to write your heiress diary. This is not recommended for males, of course.

Other Comments Her initial fame stems from three things. She's rich. (Her parents own the Hilton hotel chain.) She's hot... scratch that... ridiculously hot. And she parties with famous people. Then her sex tape got out, and she became bigger than 's dick at the sight of a group of 5-year old boys. It makes no sense as everybody makes sex tapes, except for Thrillhouse whose chances of ever getting laid are about the same as that of Margaret Thatcher winning the Miss Teen Wyoming pageant. Some shots on here are from a famous commercial she did for a burger joint called Carl's Jr. They only operate on the West Coast. And Paris is out of jail having been sent there for violating the probation she got for a DUI, but for some reason her handcuff use seems to have gone up...

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