Natalie Portman [Crazy Uncle George's A to Z of Hotties]

Natalie Portman

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Occupation: Actress (film)
Fame Level: Unbelievably famous due to male obsession with her
Clothing Level: Never strips for publicity, but great about doing it for the part

Major Filmography:

	Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Character: Padme Amidala Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? No, Looks Hot for Her? No, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Natalie's decoy in this is played by Keira Knightley.
	Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Character: Padme Amidala Seen It? No
	Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Character: Padme Amidala Seen It? No
	V for Vendetta, Character: Evey Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? God No Comments: This movie is the one Natalie gets shaved bald in. Agent Smith from the Matrix movies is V, a terrorist Guy Fawkes mask-wearing rebel against a totalitarian government of futuristic Britain. He saves Natalie from the police and converts her to his accomplice.
	Garden State, Character: Sam Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Maybe, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Bikini (or underwear in a pool, can't tell which) Comments: This movie centers on a romance between Natalie and the guy from "Scrubs". She's a bit nutty and he's being overmedicated by his psychiatrist father, and they meet on his trip home for his mother's funeral. His character is also the second gayest man in history after Thrillhouse as shown by a party where everyone does what I believe is ecstasy, then plays Spin the Bottle, and pairs off for sex. The ridiculously hot blonde at the party draws him during Spin the Bottle, and actually goes over and straddles him, but he never makes a move on her the whole night. Psychiatric dope my ass, Zach Braff...
	Closer, Character: Alice Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Shitloads of lingerie Comments: The strip club scene (Natalie is a stripper) in this takes up two whole chapters of the DVD. Also, there's some short footage from another trip to the strip club. Anyway, this is about a love... square? It has a wonderful performance by Clive Owen, and Natalie's pretty good as well, but the script is absolutely atrocious... complete non-plot hailed as spectacular by pretentious poseurs who know how to guess elitism on secondary characteristics rather than judging on quality.
	Where the Heart Is, Character: Novalee Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes Comments: I wonder if I can call this a chick flick... well, it's certainly not guy-friendly, anyway. Natalie gets knocked up as a teen. Ashley Judd is her mom.
	Anywhere but Here, Character: Ann Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Bikini Comments: I don't remember anything about this except classifying it as a chick flick. Susan Sarandon is her mom, and the two are the main characters.

Other Filmography Worth Noting:

	Mars Attacks, Character: Taffy Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Yes, Looks Hot for Her? Yes but very young, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Natalie is Jack Nicholson's daughter. He's the president, and after the Martians basically destroy Earth, she sort of becomes acting president. You could also sort of call her the female lead, but not really. It's sort of implied that she and the main character are going to be playing a lot of my favorite game, Let's Repopulate the Earth, but they're not swapping spit during the movie. By the way, this is quite clearly a comedy.
	Everyone Says I Love You, Character: Laura Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Yes, Looks Hot for Her? Yes but very young, Clothing Level: Bikini Comments: This is a Woody Allen musical. Natalie is one of Alan Alda's daughters, who competes with sister Gaby Hoffmann over some retard. The main character is technically Natasha Lyonne, but realistically, it's definitely an ensemble piece shared among roughly a dozen characters.
	Cold Mountain, Character: Sara Seen It? No
	Beautiful Girls, Character: Marty Seen It? No

Other Comments: I think Natalie must have had the second most countdowns to age 18 in Internet history, after the Olsen twins.

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