Denise Richards [Crazy Uncle George's A to Z of Hotties]

Denise Richards

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Occupation: Actress (film)
Household name, tabloid regular for now, too
Clothing Level: Lots o' nekkid -- why she's famous

Major Filmography

	Wild Things, Character: Kelly Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Probably her best, Clothing Level: All sorts o' nekkid Comments: I saw this movie because "that blonde chick" looked so ridiculously hot I couldn't resist, and she made her name in Hollywood by every other guy in America doing the same. If you haven't seen this, there is so much Denise hotness in this, but it cannot make up for the mind-numbing stupidity of the writing. Worst Hollywood script I've ever seen, definitely... This movie is known mainly for Denise's threesome action involving Neve Campbell. Rumor has it she and Neve Campbell might be pairing up again in Backstabbers, but we'll see...
	The World Is Not Enough, Character: Christmas Jones Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Yes, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Nudity is all implied Comments: Brosnan Bond movies are never bad, but this one's at the bottom of the spectrum in both quality and hotness. Denise is a nuclear scientist (try not to laugh). The other Bond girl is unwashed French girl Sophie Marceau, so you've got the hottest Brosnan Bond girl and the only one who isn't hot in the same movie. Guess who shows all the skin. Well, of course, Bond has sex with every woman between the ages of 16 and 35 who comes within a 5-mile radius of him in the movie, but for Denise, it's all shown on heat sensors instead of real cameras and afterwards Denise is so fully covered by the blankets you might not even be able to see her hands or neck. Blame director Michael Apted...
	Starship Troopers, Character: Carmen Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Denise is the main love interest of main character and giant tool Rico in this unbelievably bad future outer space war movie where she has to kill a bunch of giant bugs. Rico is romantically involved with two girls in this movie, so let me clarify. His friend who he hooks up with is Dina Meyer, and she gets naked, but the word "main" is key. Denise is a star pilot who works with one of the most annoying guys in the history of film, whereas Casper Van Diem (Rico) and Dina Meyer (Dizzy) are in the army. This is Denise's first big role.
	Valentine, Character: Paige Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Bikini Comments: I don't know where they rounded up this all-star cast of super-hot medium-level celebrities (or in Denise's case, big celebrity), but Denise is the star. Well, sort of, as it's a horror movie and there are four of them. The title refers to this happening on Valentine's Day because the killer is some guy they rejected (or in one case, doesn't reject him exactly but gets him beaten up and embarrassed by not owning up to making out with him) on Valentine's Day a long time before. That's not a spoiler, as it was so long ago that they don't know what he looks like now.
	Drop Dead Gorgeous, Character: Becky Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Big No, Looks Hot for Her? No, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: This is a pageant movie starring Kirsten Dunst and Denise Richards, so you're probably thinking the same thing I am... where is the swimsuit competition? Well, not here. This movie is God awful, one of those parodies that rips on people from Minnesota and thinks nobody has done that before. Kirsten Dunst is the main character and Denise is her rival. Denise's on-screen mother is Kirstie Alley if that helps to place her.

Other Filmography Worth Mentioning

Undercover Brother, Character: White She Devil
Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Maybe, Looks Hot for Her? No, Clothing Level: Wet T-shirt stuff
Comments: Denise is the character that the white people use to give Undercover Brother the personality of a preppy white guy. Naturally, they use the immense power of her vagina. There's a big fight scene between Denise and the black girl that Undercover Brother has to start dating instead, because this is a spoof of blaxploitation movies, and of course, interracial dating is 10,000 times worse than the Holocaust in that movie world. The fight isn't terribly hot, though... it's sexuality for comic purposes.

"Sex, Love & Secrets", Character: Jolene
Seen It? No
Comments: She is the star of this show, but it's not "major" because it was on UPN, nobody watched it, and it only lasted a season. I just put it in because this was maybe a year ago, and all her big stuff was in the late 90's so this shows what she's been up to lately.

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