Britney Spears [Crazy Uncle George's A to Z of Hotties]

Britney Spears

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Occupation: Singer
Contender for most famous celebrity in the world
Clothing Level: Obsessed with stripping... hey, wouldn't you be with a body like that?

Major Discography

	...Baby One More Time, Genre: Pop (bubblegum) Singles: "...Baby One More Time", "(You Drive Me) Crazy", "Sometimes", "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart", "Born to Make You Happy" Comments: Britney broke onto the scene by dresssing up as a Catholic schoolgirl for her "...Baby One More Time" video. Her third single, "(You Drive Me) Crazy", was also the most important song of the soundtrack of Melissa Joan Hart's movie Drive Me Crazy.
	Oops!... I Did It Again, Genre: Pop (bubblegum) Singles: "Oops!...I Did It Again", "Lucky", "Stronger", "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know" Comments: Britney wasn't at her complete sexuality yet, so it drew a lot of attention when she stripped at the MTV VMAs between a short intro from her cover of The Rolling Stones' "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" (on this album) and a full length version of "Oops!...I Did It Again" to to a costume that was essentially a sequined bra and panties with see-thru pants atop it.
	Britney, Genre: Pop Singles: "I'm a Slave 4 U", "Boys", "I Love Rock 'n' Roll", "Overprotected"
	In the Zone, Genre: Pop Singles: "Toxic", "Everytime", "Me against the Music" Comments: "Toxic" won a Grammy. However, her album sales are slipping, and her fame might as a result.
	Blackout, Genre: Pop Singles: "Piece of Me", "Gimme More", "Break the Ice" Comments: Despite the comments about the complete lack of success of the Britney comeback, she's actually getting some halfway decent sales and airplay out of this effort for some unknown reason.

Other Comments: Britney finally got divorced from her loser ex-husband, and then went crazy as a loon, probably from having to listen to his contender for the worst album in the history of man. A bunch of brainless housewives might have finally left her alone instead of obsessing over some shot with her baby on her lap in a car while their own babies play with nail guns because they're too busy watching trashy soaps. Britney has shared a famous kiss with Madonna onstage, and had a surprisingly short sympathy period as the public actually laid off her for about 6 days when she went all Sinead O'Connor before the people resumed their non-stop ripping apart of the pop star for anything and everything.

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