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My Cousin Vinny, Character: Mona Lisa
Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Yes, Looks Hot for Her? No, Clothing Level: Fully clothed
Comments: Marisa won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her role as Joe Pesci's car-expert girlfriend in this comedy about a stereotypical New Yorker who is handling his first trial, but unfortunately a murder trial in Alabama.
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Slums of Beverly Hills, Character: Rita
Comments: Marisa plays Natasha Lyonne's older cousin, and the movie is about Natasha Lyonne taking care of Marisa after Marisa escapes from a mental institution.
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Unhook the Stars Character: Monica
Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed as far as I know
Comments: Marisa co-stars in this movie, where she teaches Gena Rowlands to finally have some fun. Of course, I can't approve of having fun, being a Republican and all, so I'm having it edited so she teaches her Bible stories.
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The Guru, Character: Lexi
Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Lingerie
Comments: Marisa plays a somewhat crazy young woman who is the means by which the main character keeps getting work as a sexual enlightenment guru in this romantic comedy where the main character pretends to be a guru while really just repeating advice from a porn star played by Heather Graham.
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Alfie, Character: Julie
Seen It? Part, Recommend It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Definitely her best, Clothing Level: Fully clothed
Comments: Marisa plays Jude Law's sorta-girlfriend before he finds Sienna Miller.
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Anger Management, Character:
Seen It? Part, Recommend It? Hell no, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed
Comments: Marisa plays Adam Sandler's girlfriend in this comedy.
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"Rescue Me", Character: Angie
Seen It? A little, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed
Comments: Denis Leary's brother is nailing his ex-wife, so he's lucky enough to start nailing his brother's ex-wife, played by Marisa. This whole thing is just ridiculous, as you actually watch them having sex in multiple episodes from a normal long shot and they're both fully clothed all the time. You just watch it and can't think about anything but how it's not even physically possible to have sex with all that clothing on, even really shitty sex with no foreplay as it doesn't even look like his fly's open and it looks like there are multiple barriers on her end, too. Man, if FOX weren't running my Gestapo propaganda machine, I'd have them audited or something for depriving me of Marisa's sweet, sweet can.
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What Women Want, Character: Lola
Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Maybe, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed
Comments: Marisa is a coffee shop worker that Mel Gibson has the hots for and uses his mind-reading power to get into bed. Of course, he's crap in bed because he's Mel Gibson, but uses his mind-reading to improve his technique substantially.
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