Catherine Zeta-Jones [Crazy Uncle George's A to Z of Hotties]

Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Occupation: Actress (film)
Fame Level: Bigger than Jebus... but then again Jebus isn't that big since everyone's into that other guy with the similar name
Clothing Level: Can be found stripped down once in a while

Major Filmography:

	The Mask of Zorro, Character: Elena Seen It? Clothing Level: Comments: Catherine is the daughter of original Zorro Anthony Hopkins, but was stolen early from him and raised by his enemy. New Zorro Antonio Banderas finds himself falling for her and shows his love by cutting off her dress, which is always the romantic way to do it.
	The Legend of Zorro, Character: Elena Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Maybe, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Catherine starts out as new Zorro Antonio Banderas's wife in this, and the two have a son who doesn't know his dad is Zoro. But she files for divorce and the two end up independently working to keep the South from winning the Civil War. Yes, you heard right. The writers are apparently on crack.
	Chicago, Character: Velma Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Big yes, Looks Hot for Her? No, Clothing Level: Tons of somewhat revealing stuff Comments: Renee Zellweger and Catherine co-star as rivals for the Vaudeville spotlight in sleazy 1920s Chicago, both milking the tabloid publicity for their pending murder trials as they are kept in the same jail and both being represented by slick and shady lawyer Richard Gere.
	America's Sweethearts, Character: Gwen Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Yes, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: A little revealing stuff Comments: Catherine is John Cusack's ex-wife and Julia Roberts's sister, and she and John Cusack have to play nice for the media as they promote the last movie they made together.
	Entrapment, Character: Virginia Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Possibly her best, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Catherine and Sean Connery co-star in this movie about the two of them pairing up to steal billions of dollars.
	Intolerable Cruelty, Character: Marylin Seen It? No, Looks Hot for Her? Yes Comments: Catherine and George Clooney co-star in this romantic comedy where the two are out to get each other but attracted to each other, after Clooney screws her over as her ex-husband's divorce lawyer.
	The Terminal, Character: Amelia Seen It? No Comments: Catherine plays the female lead, a flight attendant for whom Tom Hanks falls as he's stuck temporarily living in the airport.
	Traffic, Character: Helena Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Big yes, Looks Hot for Her? Not unless you've got some weird pregnancy fetish, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Catherine is the main character of one of the three concurrent plots. Benicio Del Toro's footage is tinted red, Michael Douglas's is tinted blue, and hers is left in the normal coloring. Catherine learns that her husband is a drug dealer after he is arrested and waiting for trial, and she has to end up taking over his business to avoid danger from his associates.

Other Filmography Worth Noting:

	Ocean's Twelve, Character: Isabel Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Slight no, Looks Hot for Her? Yes, Clothing Level: Fully clothed if I remember, but I'm not 100% sure Comments: Catherine is Brad Pitt's ex in this, who is out to bust him and the others as she works for Interpol and Antonio Banderas is forcing them to be in a competition for stealing a valuable item.
	The Haunting, Character: Theo Seen It? No Comments: Catherine is one of three experts who end up in a haunted house.
	High Fidelity, Character: Charlie Seen It? Yes, Recommend It? Maybe, Looks Hot for Her? Maybe, Clothing Level: Fully clothed Comments: Catherine is John Cusack's third most hated ex in this. It's not nearly as big a part as the other ones I put here.

Other Comments: Catherine and her husband, walking skeleton Michael Douglas, have had two children (probably to offer genetic evidence to show that she'd ever have sex with him). However, Catherine is also the stepmom of actor Cameron Douglas, and is 9 years older than him.

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